What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That's business...!!
This one is really good Police asked the Thief: Why u went to Steal 3 times in d Same Store ? The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice! Women u know.