I did that in my MBA communication exam. had a bachelor's party a night before exam. got senses back like an hour before this test and rushed to center. went to teacher of communication, Ms Tiwari and told her clearly that I'm still feeling drunk and can't write my paper and I don't even remember what was taught and honestly I never care to mug up such subject. she said just go and write whatever comes in your mind but start every paragraph with something related to question. you'll get 'back' in subject utmost. I did what she said and got highest marks in whole 4 sems in a particular subject, 65 out of 70!
Absolutely crazy stuff! You don't do it unless you are Virender Sehwag.... India's greatest match-winner!!
पति: तेरे बाप की जले पर नमक छीडकने की आदत गई नही | पत्नी: क्यों क्या हुआ? पति: आज फिर से पूछ रहा था,“मेरी बेटी से शादी करके खुश तो हो ना?”
A Lady on telephone: Hello deepk, I want to meet & talk to you.. Dipk: do u know me.. Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are u Sangeeta???? No Are U Preeti??? No Are u Nisha? No Minal? No Maitri? No Anushka? No Mitali? No Vaishali? No Lady in confusion... No , sir i'm the class teacher of your son.. .
Car Se Takra Kar Ek Kabutar Behosh Ho Gaya, , , Admi Ne Use Ghar Le Gaya, Pinjre Mein Rakha.... , , Kabutar Ko Hosh Aaya Aur Bola: , , , , , , , , , , , AILA SALA JAIL HO GAI...!! Wo CAR wala mar gaya Kya..??
Who is a Girl ??? A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother. Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face. Then After Marriage . . . . . She takes revenge of all things from her Husband