Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!
TOURISM TAGS of different countries..Thailand: Amazing Thailand! India: Incredible India! Malaysia: Truly Asia! Wonder whats Pakistan's Tourism tag line.. ''Have a BLAST, it might be UR LAST..!
- interview - Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega? Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead insan...
"A Question Asked In A Talent Test " If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife ? . . . . . . . . The Answer Came: "Why Should I" =D
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->
A teenager's FB update: "Internet was not working last night, spent time with family..they seem to be nice people" Credits rehanjaspal
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"