Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff Marte- Marte bacha hu.. . Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi.. . ... Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ?? . Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ?? . Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalaya kar.. . Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal nahi.. & Friend:" .? .? Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-Milte reh gaye... :O Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..
Agar mobile INDIA me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote: . . . 1.Kamine call kar . 2.Cigarette lete hue aana . 3.teri bhabi k sath hu. . 4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de. . 5.kaha hai saale ?? . 6.kal college ya bunk...?? . 7.Dimag mat khaa. . 8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai, . 2-3senti msg to bhej. . 9.Abhi call mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe hai . . 10.Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne hai . 11.ghumne chal rahi ho ?? . . . . N THE MOST IMPORTANT... . . 12.balance nahi hai, call kar... :O
Boy:"Movie chalo.. . Girl:"Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:"Nahi karunga.. . Girl:"Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:"Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:"Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:"Nahi karunga.. . Girl:"Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan..:/ apni behen ke saath hi chale jaa... :O . . . Lo Hum boys Kaa Naam to ainvai hi kharab hai..
