How to impress / confuse your clients

Discussion in 'OSIANS Hangout' started by usa11, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. usa11

    usa11 Administrator Staff Member

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    Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?………use
    Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the “Buzzword” writing method.
    It is simple.

    There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

    0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
    1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or
    software)
    2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
    3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
    4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
    5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
    6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
    7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
    8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
    9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

    Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
    Buzzwords
    from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability”. Don’t
    worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t mean anything to
    anyone else either, :D but they’ll think you’re just smarter than they
    are so they won’t say anything!! ..:D

    You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve
    “optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think of an
    “integrated monitored projection” …………..
     
  2. admin

    admin Moderator Staff Member

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    Great bhai.. now I will cram these words and will speak regularly in my office :p

    OS (onlinesasta) will soon show it's Systemized Management capability :p
     
  3. don007

    don007 Well-Known Member

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  4. drjpatwa

    drjpatwa Active Member

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  5. Achilles

    Achilles Active Member

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    Confused :huhs:
     
  6. Onlyrocky

    Onlyrocky Member

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    Ohhh :-P
     
  7. Sanjay Chattopadhyay

    Sanjay Chattopadhyay Member

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    Pura upar she chala gaya
     

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