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  1. juxik

    juxik Well-Known Member

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  2. ROHIT61194

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    First Pj of the year

    " What do u call a caged lion"?
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    SHERLOCK ;)
     
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    :eek: :LOL: :ROFLMAO: :p
     
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    21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
    1st kid: What does that mean?
    2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…
     
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    A man got a call from unknown number.
    Girl: Hi, r u single?
    Man: Yes, but who r u?
    Ans: Your wife..aaj ghar aana tab bataungi!!

    Again a call came from an unknown number.
    Girl: R u married?
    Man: Yes, but who r u?
    Girl: Your GF, u cheat!!
    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
    Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte..aaj tu bs ghar aaja!!
     
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    1 girl went to electronics shop with anger and threw her new laptop ond desk at person from whom she bought.
    She told the salesman that u have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
    Salesman: Mada, can u pls try in front of me?

    Now this is what she did:
    1) Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected copy option.
    2) Disconnected the mouse.
    3) Took that mouse CAREFULLY and connected to d new laptop.
    4) Right clicked d mouse and selected paste option.

    Salesman Fainted!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Girls Vs Boys xD
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  12. juxik

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    Auto wala: Sir aap kya karte ho?

    Kejriwal: Dharna

    Auto wale ne dhar diya. :D
     
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    MAST HAI :LOL::LOL:
     
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    very good deal
    Get free fruits and flowers home delivered at your doorstep
    How ?
    kejriwal ko dhar do ek woh khud le kar ayenga :ROFLMAO:
     
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    A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

    After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

    The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

    The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

    She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
     
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    What a Catch By Chris Lynn :)

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    A man writing in his diary:
    Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha 'pakaane' wali biwi dena...
    Saala, 'khana' mention karna bhool gaya!!! :mad:
     
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